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"You're just like a parking ticket - you've got 'Fine' written all over you!"
"C'mon you'll do." (Best used around 12.45am)
"Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?"

"Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home?"

Can i borrow ur library card? coz i wanna check u out!!

" Excuse me, I'm sorry but I can't help but notice how much you look like my first wife, can I ask you your name. ("How many times have you been married?) Never."
" If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"
"Are you tired? Because you've been running around my mind all day."
"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?"
You - "Did it hurt". The other person will natuarlly say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
"Are you religious? (They answer yes or no) Because I could be the answer to your prayers."
"Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?"
"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
"I know they say milk does a body good but damn, how much have u been drinking?"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd but U and I together"
"HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?"
"Your father must have been a thief... he took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
"Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams."
"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"
"I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start."

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